A tall white cocktail glass filled with an opaque white liquid sits on a golden-lit bartop with an eerie purple glow in the background. The glass wears a blue party hat with red stars on its top. The front of the glass has an eerie grin with red-pupiled eyes and a blue bow-tie.

A light blue tropical drink cartoon with a straw and a citrus wheel

"All right, kids, put on your fighting gloves! Uh... Woo hoo! It's-a me!", says Doopliss impersonating the body of our hero, Mario. Having the ability to steal people's identities and being in possession of one of the Crystal Stars (specifically the Ruby Star) sure has its perks. One of my personal favorite bosses from the Paper Mario series, it made sense that Doopliss got a cocktail personification!

Inspiration

For somebody who can be any-ONE, it made sense to have a cocktail that had every-THING. What comes to mind is naturally a Long Island Iced Tea, basically an almost-one-of-everything cocktail. It occurred to me that white chocolate liqueur hasn't failed me in the past to go oddly well with a number of different combinations, so we designed this riff around Doopliss' white sheet body and slick and joking personality.

Flavor Analysis

Very forward on the booze (like most Long Island Iced Teas and variations thereof). It's like drinking a bottle of Pinnacle Whipped vodka, but with the proper fullness to not feel like drinking straight flavored-vodka. The texture from the milk and balance of flavors from the Godiva white chocolate and other components round things out considerably. This tastes reminds me of a fraternity party where vodka gummy bears (gummy bears that sat in vodka for 24+ hours) were the drink of choice. A handful of vodka-bears and a spritz of whipped cream in the mouth is like drinking Doopliss. Honestly, tastes just as good as it sounds.

The Face

Looking to make your own Doopliss-faced glass? Though re-producing glasses with Doop's visage is beyond my legal rights, I can provide you pieces of paper that (with a lil moistening) will stick to just about anything. Doopliss' face and his Party Hat!

A ghostly figure wearing a blue party hat with red stars sits in a char with a small cocktail in-hand sharing his likeness. He is saying in a speech bubble, "I'm busy thinking up new pranks and stuff! It's thirsty work, ya know!? Now get lost!"

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Doopliss

3/4 oz (22 ml) Whipped Cream Vodka (Pinnacle)
3/4 oz (22 ml) White Rum (Bacardi)
3/4 oz (22 ml) Silver Tequila (Montezuma)
3/4 oz (22 ml) Gin (Beefeater)
3/4 oz (22 ml) Triple Sec (DeKuyper)
3/4 oz (22 ml) Simple Syrup
3/4 oz (22 ml) White Chocolate Liqueur (Godiva)
Fill with Milk (Silk Almond)

Method: Build over Ice and Stir

Garnish: Papercraft Doopliss (hat, face, tie)

Notes: Sort of a White Chocolate Long Island Iced Tea

More drinks inspired by: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

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